Saving Something to Suck On

Lucky was adamant, defiant, desperate and somewhat deviant.

“I’m telling you Fran, your not having a breast lift, breast reduction or any other surgery on your tits. I’ll chain you up, take away your laptop and have you declared ‘incompetent’ in a court of law.”

Fran immediately locked herself in the bathroom and started shouting incoherently. Lucky said, “You better not damage those tits.” Lucky then opened a bottle of Jack Daniels black label and drank.

After having only a half a bottle left to contemplate the matter further, Lucky called N.F. to discuss his problem.

“Look Lucky, check out the dangers involved in having the procedure from credible doctors who do that kind of surgery, get stats, get facts, then get in Fran’s face, Jersey girls understand confrontation…if that doesn’t change her mind then chain her ass in the basement and use your meat stick to chastise the bitch. Got It!”

Lucky, a Senior Management type at a major air freight company actually knows a woman executive who had the procedure. Lucky sent her an e-mail. What he found out blew his mind. The female exec, Gail had her surgery done by one of the best plastic surgeons in the United States. The following is what Gail told Lucky at work the following day.

“As you know I represent the company travelling all over the world and I can’t look bad. Yeah, I party, I used to smoke about a pack and a half a day but now I can run like the wind. Well I noticed after the surgery my nipples were turning purple. So I went to see my surgeon who told me that smoking will cause my nipples to fall off.” Lucky’s eyes lit up and mouth dropped. “What? How did that happen? What did the Doctor do to help you?”

“Dr. ‘Goodfrey’ (not real name) has been in practice with his brother in Manhattan since the early 80’s. The Doctor said that cigarette smoke acts like a virtual tourniquet restricting blood flow to the smaller extremities of your body, fingers, toes, nipples…which causes the body part to lose blood flow, first it turns purple, if untreated then turns black and then it gets cut off.”

Lucky asked, “You still have your nipples, don’t you Gail?” “Yeah, wanna see Lucky?” She then flashed him in the hallway outside her office. Lucky smiled and got visibly excited (erection) but maintained his chain of thought. “What did the Doctor do to save your nipples Gail?” “It was gross Lucky, I was in the hospital for three days, he used leeches on my tits.” Lucky cringed. “What, no way…really Gail?”

“Yeah Lucky, the leeches got blood back to the nipples and my body started to produced new blood vessels. Of course, I had to stop smoking.”

Lucky asked, “do you have documentation of these side effects or dangers in the surgery you had and would you mind sharing it with me?” Gail said, “of course I’ll share it with you and get you written documentation from my doctor on his warnings to patients regarding plastic surgery of any kind.”

Lucky asked, “By the way Gail, how did you stop smoking?” Gail, not at all shy said, “I found a lot of other things to suck on, sugar daddies, lollipops, hard candy sticks and cock.” Lucky grinned like he hit the sex lottery and proceeded to get the info from Gail and when the weekend came he dropped it on Fran like a nuke. Lucky got his desired result.

Fran decided not to have the surgery (Fran smokes a pack a day) but got Lucky to spend about a thousand bucks on exercise equipment. Fran said that she would work out to get her tits to stay up and get her stomach flat.

Fran also said, “I need to find a way to stop smoking…RJ convinced me that cigarettes are not at all what tobacco is supposed to be. Do you think I should see a doctor to get on the patch Lucky?”

Lucky, drinking straight from the bottle said, “No sugar, all you need is something else to suck on…” Needless to say Lucky did not get any ‘sugar’ that night.

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/05/smoking-can-make-your-nipples-fall-off/?hpt=hp_bn10

RJ