Bad Moon, Good Dreams and the Summers End Pt.2: The Hurricane: the ladies room has been repaired at 'the Game' and operations have resumed as normal. (If you want to call operations normal) Yaega Lee has yet to be seen again in a skirt although some women have inquired about seeing guys in kilt on St. Patrick's Day. (Good Luck with that)
Bad Moon, Good Dreams and the Summers End Pt.1: Reports that the pervert in this blog had been sodomized in Suffolk County Jail are false and absolutely erroneous. Other reports of new same sex relationships as a result of his incarceration cannot be confirmed or denied.
Candy was erroneously portrayed as a 'damsel in distress'. The real reasons for this portrayal had been changed to protect the guilty from prosecution and the innocent from persecution. Ownership of leather strapping, meat hooks, nylon rope and duct tape is legal in New York State.
Sexting & Scandal: In this blog entry back in July it was reported that "sexting among teens was a world wide fad." We can now report that it is now happening among adults as old as 70 when a man in an assisted living community is alleged to have got photos of Tina Turner on his cell phone. He was trying to dial 911 at the time.
"G" is now practicing fortune telling on the weekends at the neighborhood bar in North Baldwin. All you need is a large sum of money, a car with a big trunk and a written promise signed in blood to do a 'favor' for her every once in a while.
This concludes updates and edits.
Now that was short and sweet. I like it!
ReplyDeleteJust messing with ya RJ...I like it when you tell your bedtime stories too...
Hopefully you read the original entries. They were entertaining too.
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