Sexting & Scandal

“So man, how did she get in that position where you could fuck one and suck the other?” A loud collective WHOA roared through the bar. D.B. really wanted to know.

D.B. didn’t care that Zed was in the bar with one of the two women that he bragged doing a threesome with back in 2009, and D.B. could give a shit the old neighborhood bar in North Baldwin had at least four women sitting around when he brought up the topic to Zed. The bar had at least 15 people in it.

How D.B. got to the topic was the result of a ‘sexting’ incident that referenced Zed, and D.B. thought it appropriate to bring up a ‘guys only’ conversation that took place with Zed and about a half dozen of the old timers, regulars in the ‘Old Boys Club’ that meets there on Tuesday’s and Thursday’s. What was worse is that D.B. got ‘cc:d’ on the sexmail. It was a Friday night before a Yankee game.

Zed’s faced flushed red, violet and some other indescribable colors that I cannot adequately detail. Zed’s woman, Bab’s, got that deer in the headlights look that soon turned to pure rage as D.B.’s mouth continued to run like an open sewer at a white sale. Though most of the regulars could feel this getting kind of uncomfortable, everybody stayed glued to their seats. The game in the bar was more interesting than what was on TV.

“I mean, damn, she’d have to be a contortionist to do what you described Zed, but from the looks of her in this photo she’s a little thick” said D.B. as Zed sternly retorted, “SHUT UP.”

D.B. a midsized, middle aged, black man who had all the tact of a dog in heat did plead his case even more. “Don’t be like that, I got the picture right here on my ‘droid’…look man them legs are thick but her pussy got muscles…look” said D.B. as he now passed the phone down to the back end of the bar.

Let me give some background here, the woman in the photo is not ‘Babs’ but the other woman in the threesome, ‘Mandy’. After their threesome sex episode, Mandy and Babs didn’t talk to each other for about a month. But Mandy, who is very bisexual, likes to show off her goods to her freaks and freakettes. One of her female freaks dates D.B.’s cousin who got the sexting photo of Mandy, who passed it on to D.B. who is a voyeur and a pervert.

“You don’t talk about this stuff in front of women in a bar” screamed Zed. D.B. begged “I’m not, they are” pointing to two of the women at the bar. D.B. continued, “They were talking about Mandy bragging about some dick she got while her hands and feet were on an iron bed frame, I remembered you bragging about Bab’s and Mandy….” “SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP…” said Zed as Bab’s reached into her purse for her tazer.

“G” went from being bartender, to referee and inquisitor. “Get your hand out of the purse Bab’s,… D.B. change the subject or come back after the game” said “G” who quickly brought order to her bar. The old timers in attendance felt sorry for Zed and bought him and his woman a round or two but they didn’t stay too long.

D.B. got a reprieve when Zed and Bab’s left the bar. One of the old boys, ‘Ned’ said “D.B. you should be ashamed of yourself and you should know better than to talk about that stuff in mixed company.” Sadie and Wendy, the women who were having the conversation D.B. stepped in on piped up. Wendy immediately took Ned’s rebuke for decency as a sexist statement.

“Mixed company…why do women need to be excluded when men talk about sex, like we haven’t heard it or seen it before” said Wendy as her eyes flashed like spotlights in a prison camp.

“Wait a minute, women talk about men just as bad as men talk about women, even worse” said “G” “that’s why some good guys never get a break or a date with a hot woman…their reputations are damaged because of bad dates with bad women.”

“Ned, don’t jump on me man, the whole thing was started by Mandy and these two nasty heifer’s right here talking about how hard it was and how long it should have went.” Sadie and Wendy actually got their hands on D.B. when “G” slammed a mini ball bat on the bar. “D.B. your buying drinks for these ladies, ladies calm down let the asshole pay” said “G” as a low roar and applause came over the bar.

D.B. showed the sex pict from the sexting message to Wendy and Sadie who agreed that Mandy is a ‘superfreak’. D.B. asked Wendy and Mandy ‘how did they know’ implying they were ‘bi’, that's when “G” slapped D.B. upside his head and had him reaching in his pocket for funds, the insult had him buying another round. “Ned said, “see what Weiner started…sexting, perverts and assholes putting their ‘privates’ on display for the whole world to look at.”

“Weiner didn’t start this mess, horny teenage kids did when all cell phones got cameras attached to them” said Doc Banks as he put down his gin. Ned snapped “What,…kids are doing this sexting shit, …your kidding right Doc?” Now Doc is a Professor of History at Hofstra and has the good scoop on most everything. As the bar was in roar with several conversations going over D.B.’s pictures, Doc filled us in.

Doc Banks said, “The term ‘sexting’ allegedly started in a British newspaper called ‘The Sunday Telegraph’. Back in 2009 both CBS and ABC News did reports on sexting among teens and soon the practice was a worldwide fad and still is. The problem is now you need new rules for this new game.

What happens when private photos end up in the hands of perverts or porn distributors or even worse, causes a scandal that could damage a reputation?”

“Stop staring at me Doc” screamed D.B. as Doc continued his lesson in pop culture phenomenon. Doc smiled, got another gin, and continued now with a few more listeners as the roar of conversations started to wind down.

Doc took a sip of his gin and picked up where he left off, “but most damaging with this sexting thing is the legal problems it could cause a man or woman who sends or receives a sex message, a photo of somebody in a triple X photo. If the picture is of a minor the sender and/or recipient can get arrested, tried and jailed. All the sudden you have a sex offender handle on your ass and all you did was get a hot picture.”

“How can you go to jail for that” roared D.B. Doc said, “Well if the picture is of a minor or a person who is mentally challenged then you have problems. Let me elaborate; In 2009, a Wisconsin 17-year-old was charged with possessing child pornography after he posted naked pictures of his 16-year-old ex-girlfriend online.

In Alabama, the law arrested four middle-school students for exchanging nude photos of themselves. In Rochester, N.Y., a 16-year-old boy is looking at up to seven years in prison for forwarding a nude photo of a 15-year-old girlfriend to his friends. Anthony Weiner is the first of what will be many politicians caught up in some kind of sexting scandal over the next few years.”

Wendy said, “All you men are dirty fucking perverts who can’t help but look at some tits or ass.” “What’s wrong with that” said Rocco, an old regular, as he put down his beer. Doc said, “Absolutely nothing is wrong with that…just don’t take nasty pictures of someone or even yourself and send it over the internet. It will come back to haunt you.”

“G” said, “Look, I have no problems with having guys look at me but if anyone circulates my picture without permission I will litigiously sodomize them until I leave them broke and bitter.” “Sounds like my wife” said Ned as he paid up and headed home. Sadie took a shot of Black Haus and said “your all a bunch of nasty folks, but guys are just wired that way, I bet all of them are sexting or getting sex pictures.”

Doc said, “wait a minute, recently a study found that women are more active at sexting than men. I’ll get to the point; ‘a recent study by Diane Kholos Wysocki, a professor of sociology and women’s studies at the University of Nebraska at Kearney, and Cheryl D. Childers, a professor of sociology at Washburn University, said women are more likely to send nude photographs or sexually explicit text messages than men. About two-thirds of women surveyed sent such lewdness compared with roughly half the men.’”

Doc Banks got the bar breaking into a ruckus over that revelation and he also pointed out that “women cheat just as much or more than men do and like all kinds of sexcapades often with one or more person outside their regular relationship, be that with a man or a woman.” D.B. said, “see, I’m not a freak and I don’t take texts from minors…but if I can get in trouble for sex picts from crazy women, I might be in trouble now.”

“G” took a picture of her wonderfully voluptuous, mouth watering tits and texted it to someone.

I’m not telling.

RJ