BIKERS FOR BOOBSI went to Bold O’Donoghues one Thursday Night after leaving Karaoke at UNO Chicago Grill in Lynbrook. I got into a discussion with one of the Bold O’ brothers behind the bar about music and the way it makes women feel.
“I’m tellin’ ya RJ, the right music will make a woman’s nipples hard…” “Really, like what music and who are these women your talking about.” “RJ, I don’t put women in groups but biker chicks like to rock!”
“Really, like biker chicks come to any bars around here?” “RJ, they do come here, they show up in small groups and sometimes all together.” “Who are ‘they’ your talking about?” “RJ, There’s a female motorcycle club called the Sinful Souls MC.” “Really, is that how you know nipples get hard to rock music?” “Experience is the best teacher RJ, although they could have been excited about themselves.”
“Mr. Bartender, when do they come around, these lady bikers?” “Well RJ they’ll be here in May, they’re having a breast cancer benefit. Oh and these women on bikes are not exactly tea totters, you know.” “I’m gonna try to be here when that happens Sean.” “Would you blog about the event for us RJ.” “Absolutely, but how do these women look, tell me about as much as you can if you don’t mind.”
“All I can tell you RJ is that this is one of their passions and it very serious stuff to them.” “Cancer of any kind is no joke, I’ll do it up right and put nice images and deal with the topic seriously…but you have to know if a man will do anything, its save his woman’s tits.” “RJ, would it help to save the woman first?” “I see your point Sean, in some cases this would be very right.”
I left that night promising Sean I’d be serious about this and I am. I thought about Lucky and his woman and the fit he had when she talked about having her breasts reduced. I can only imagine the psychological devastation that a woman goes through if having to deal with the aftermath of a mastectomy. The only way a man can imagine dealing with that is imagining something happening to his penis. I know in either case its not funny.
So I read the flyer that I got from the ‘Bold’, it said “BIKERS FOR BOOBS BREAST CANCER BENEFIT”. Definitely a cause I wanna get next to, or that is a cause I would put my hands on….you know what I mean. So some stats for you guys who like watching jiggling tits as much as a cold beer (alright I know some of you women do too).
So here are the facts from some credible sources about breast cancer. First, lets start with the CDC (That is the Center for Disease Control)
“Really, like biker chicks come to any bars around here?” “RJ, they do come here, they show up in small groups and sometimes all together.” “Who are ‘they’ your talking about?” “RJ, There’s a female motorcycle club called the Sinful Souls MC.” “Really, is that how you know nipples get hard to rock music?” “Experience is the best teacher RJ, although they could have been excited about themselves.”
“Mr. Bartender, when do they come around, these lady bikers?” “Well RJ they’ll be here in May, they’re having a breast cancer benefit. Oh and these women on bikes are not exactly tea totters, you know.” “I’m gonna try to be here when that happens Sean.” “Would you blog about the event for us RJ.” “Absolutely, but how do these women look, tell me about as much as you can if you don’t mind.”
“All I can tell you RJ is that this is one of their passions and it very serious stuff to them.” “Cancer of any kind is no joke, I’ll do it up right and put nice images and deal with the topic seriously…but you have to know if a man will do anything, its save his woman’s tits.” “RJ, would it help to save the woman first?” “I see your point Sean, in some cases this would be very right.”
I left that night promising Sean I’d be serious about this and I am. I thought about Lucky and his woman and the fit he had when she talked about having her breasts reduced. I can only imagine the psychological devastation that a woman goes through if having to deal with the aftermath of a mastectomy. The only way a man can imagine dealing with that is imagining something happening to his penis. I know in either case its not funny.
So I read the flyer that I got from the ‘Bold’, it said “BIKERS FOR BOOBS BREAST CANCER BENEFIT”. Definitely a cause I wanna get next to, or that is a cause I would put my hands on….you know what I mean. So some stats for you guys who like watching jiggling tits as much as a cold beer (alright I know some of you women do too).
So here are the facts from some credible sources about breast cancer. First, lets start with the CDC (That is the Center for Disease Control)
Fast Facts 
Not counting some kinds of skin cancer, breast cancer in the United States is
·The most common cancer in women, no matter your race or ethnicity.
·The most common cause of death from cancer among Hispanic women.
·The second most common cause of death from cancer among white, black, Asian/Pacific Islander, and American Indian/Alaska Native women. 1
Not counting some kinds of skin cancer, breast cancer in the United States is
·The most common cancer in women, no matter your race or ethnicity.
·The most common cause of death from cancer among Hispanic women.
·The second most common cause of death from cancer among white, black, Asian/Pacific Islander, and American Indian/Alaska Native women. 1
In 2005 (the most recent year numbers are available):
·186,467 women and 1,764 men developed breast cancer.
·41,116 women and 375 men died from breast cancer. [1]
·186,467 women and 1,764 men developed breast cancer.
·41,116 women and 375 men died from breast cancer. [1]
Symptoms
Different people have different warning signs for breast cancer. Some people do not have any signs or symptoms at all. A person may find out they have breast cancer after a routine mammogram.
Some warning signs of breast cancer are 1
·New lump in the breast or underarm (armpit).
·Thickening or swelling of part of the breast.
·Irritation or dimpling of breast skin.
·Redness or flaky skin in the nipple area or the breast.
·Pulling in of the nipple or pain in the nipple area.
·Nipple discharge other than breast milk, including blood.
·Any change in the size or the shape of the breast.
·Pain in any area of the breast.
Keep in mind that some of these warning signs can happen with other conditions that are not cancer.
If you have any signs that worry you, be sure to see your doctor right away.[2]
If you have any signs that worry you, be sure to see your doctor right away.[2]
Diagnosis
Doctors often use additional tests to find or diagnose breast cancer.
·Breast ultrasound. A machine uses sound waves to make detailed pictures, called sonograms, of areas inside the breast.
·Diagnostic mammogram. If you have a problem in your breast, such as lumps, or if an area of the breast looks abnormal on a screening mammogram, doctors may have you get a diagnostic mammogram. This is a more detailed X-ray of the breast.
·Magnetic resonance imaging (MRI). A kind of body scan that uses a magnet linked to a computer. The MRI scan will make detailed pictures of areas inside the breast.
·Biopsy. This is a test that removes tissue or fluid from the breast to be looked at under a microscope and do more testing. There are different kinds of biopsies (for example, fine-needle aspiration, core biopsy, or open biopsy).
·Breast ultrasound. A machine uses sound waves to make detailed pictures, called sonograms, of areas inside the breast.
·Diagnostic mammogram. If you have a problem in your breast, such as lumps, or if an area of the breast looks abnormal on a screening mammogram, doctors may have you get a diagnostic mammogram. This is a more detailed X-ray of the breast.
·Magnetic resonance imaging (MRI). A kind of body scan that uses a magnet linked to a computer. The MRI scan will make detailed pictures of areas inside the breast.
·Biopsy. This is a test that removes tissue or fluid from the breast to be looked at under a microscope and do more testing. There are different kinds of biopsies (for example, fine-needle aspiration, core biopsy, or open biopsy).
Statistics 
Aside from non-melanoma skin cancer, breast cancer is the most common form of cancer in women. Breast cancer is the number one cause of cancer death in Hispanic women. It is the second most common cause of cancer death in white, black, Asian/Pacific Islander, and American Indian/Alaska Native women.
In 2005 (the most recent year numbers are available),
·186,467 women and 1,764 men were diagnosed with breast cancer*†
·41,116 women and 375 men died from breast cancer*†
·186,467 women and 1,764 men were diagnosed with breast cancer*†
·41,116 women and 375 men died from breast cancer*†
†Source: U.S. Cancer Statistics Working Group. United States Cancer Statistics: 1999–2005 Incidence and Mortality Web-based Report. Atlanta (GA): Department of Health and Human Services, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and National Cancer Institute; 2009. Available at: http://apps.nccd.cdc.gov/uscs/
*Note: Incidence counts cover approximately 96% of the U.S. population and death counts cover 100% of the U.S. population. Use caution in comparing incidence and death counts.
*Note: Incidence counts cover approximately 96% of the U.S. population and death counts cover 100% of the U.S. population. Use caution in comparing incidence and death counts.
Top 10 Causes of Death for Women in the United States‡
The graph below shows how breast cancer compares to other common causes of death in women of all ages.[3]
The graph below shows how breast cancer compares to other common causes of death in women of all ages.[3]
For more information hit up these sources to learn more about breast cancer and its treatment: NYU Cancer Institute Langone Medical Center, New York, NY[4]; American Cancer Society Statistics for 2009[5] (not good news for black women either); National Cancer Institute, US National Institutes for Health Breast Cancer Page[6]; and finally The Breast Cancer Fund Website.[7]
I’ll leave you now with the where, when, why and how of the scheduled event for the benefit of Breast Cancer research and/or patient support. If you have a female in your life (including your Mom you filth minded pig) do encourage her to get checked for breast cancer.
I’ll leave you now with the where, when, why and how of the scheduled event for the benefit of Breast Cancer research and/or patient support. If you have a female in your life (including your Mom you filth minded pig) do encourage her to get checked for breast cancer.
RJ
[1] http://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/basic_info/facts.htm
[2] Osteen, R. Breast Cancer. In: Lenhard RE, Osteen RT, Gansler R, eds. Clinical Oncology. Atlanta, GA: American Cancer Society; 2001:251–268.
[3] Source: Surveillance, Epidemiology, and End Results (SEER) Program (http://www.seer.cancer.gov/) SEER*Stat Database: Mortality – All COD, Public-Use with State, Total U.S. (1969–2005), National Cancer Institute, DCCPS, Surveillance Research Program, Cancer Statistics Branch, released February 2008. Underlying mortality data provided by CDC's National Center for Health Statistics.
[4] http://ci.med.nyu.edu/about/clinical/Breast?gclid=CM2GzoWtgZoCFUpM5QodezikFg
[5] http://www.cancer.org/docroot/STT/STT_0.asp
[6] http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/types/breast
[7] Breast Cancer Fund, 1388 Sutter Street, Suite 400, San Francisco, CA 94109-5400 (415) 346-8223 or toll-free (866) 760-8223 info@breastcancerfund.org
We all must do more to fight breast cancer and get the women we love to be examined. Everthing is fun and games until someone gets cancer.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get these picts? I wish my girlfriend had tits that big! Oh my...what big beautiful tits on those babes. I'm so there. Put me down for the tit protection unit.
ReplyDeleteWomen should not die from a nice rack.