Somewhere Under the Rainbow – The New Day

Somewhere Under the Rainbow – The New Day

First off, don’t get pissed at the long absence between posts.  I have begged for input from contributors and faithful readers only to be met with silence.  If your worried about the NSA, the FBI, or any other agency of the federal government monitoring you reading this blog it must be because your guilty of something.  If you have done nothing don’t worry, your still as useless as you were yesterday and will be more useless tomorrow.

Some of you wonder why didn’t I blog about anything during June or July?  I needed some time to pass for a lot of reasons, one day I’ll explain it if you can’t figure it out.  Yes, this blog deals with the salacious nature of our mortal existence because that’s where the real reasons for our morality or immorality lie.  Being human begs for a carnal action in a mortal existence.  Being an American and a mortal demands behavior so carnal it borders on (if it is not indeed) Epicurian.

I constantly listen to everyone I can and the conversation is always the same.  “I did this or that with whoever and I feel so guilty or I have these fetishes and I love it when I get into it but I am so scared that if anybody finds out they will never speak to me again.”  STOP IT!  That is where this blog and the Holy Bible have much in common, both publications report the depravity of the human condition.

So all posted material begs the question:  What are you gonna do about it? Or, how do you choose to live?  How do you dare judge anyone given that you are a human being?  How can you not judge anyone given you commune with humanity?  OK, so screw the philosophy lesson.  Let me get to the dirt, so you can feel superior to the rest of the lowlifes, perverts, deviates, hypocrites and assorted assholes that occupy the same planet as you.

The dawn was breaking and the darkness was fleeing the warm living room.  Decorated like a 1950’s summer home with tapestries and crochet panels in picture frames the two fine female bodies gently sweating on the big couch, enjoying a gelatinous but firm vibrating dildo while in a torrential embrace.  Violently but steadily pushing their lower regions while in a deep unrelenting kiss as they both strived for a mutual orgasm.

 

Rosalinda’s brown body glistened in sweat as her happy place dripped in pleasure.  

Sue Anne’s blonde hair accented her hazel eyes as she moaned squirting from her vagina, gritting her teeth as her ‘fuck face’ dissipated in heavy breathing.  It was the day after,…it was Thursday, June 27, 2013 the day after the Supreme Court struck down the DOMA Act.

 

Sue Anne and Rosalinda were getting married on Fire Island in three weeks.  This now seems no big deal since Governor Cuomo allowed gay marriage in New York State over a year ago.  But it was a real big deal to Sue Anne who can now get on Rosalinda’s Medical insurance through the Federal Government.  Rosalinda is a Lt. Colonel in the United States Army.  Sue Anne is a Veterinarian.

Dominic, Rosalinda’s brother, works at a Body Shop in Queens and frequents one of the local drinking establishments in Nassau County.  I have known Dominic for about 12 years (I have known Rosalinda since the 80’s) and he asked me to join him, Rosalinda and Sue Anne up at Fred’s place in Ulster County for the weekend, so I packed my bags and traveled.

It was boiling hot during the day, the steamy heat drove us all inside during the day and we hung out at night.   Fred had about 18 acres, a large heated pool, two barn’s a stable with four horses and a huge house.  Dominic talked to me and Fred while we hung out in the garage working on Fred's lawn boy/tractor/mower. 

“RJ, you gotta talk to Sue Anne, she’s a Catholic, made communion and everything and now she’s gonna marry my spic dykeasaurus sister who has her coming in colors.”

I looked at him with disappointment, “what do you want me to tell her Dom?”  “Aint what she’s doing a sin?” “What is she doing Dom?” “Marrying another woman, aint that a sin according to the Bible.”  “If the Bible is taken literally from the old Testament point of view “no” Dom.  But if taken from a new testament point of view it might be.  Either way it doesn’t matter what we think or say, they love each other in a number of different ways and they want to commit to each other Dom…and they will.”

“So why don’t you do the ceremony RJ?”  “Because I am a minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and my Church does not acknowledge or participate in solemnizing same sex marriages.”  “Because it’s a sin, RIGHT RJ!”  “No Dom, because it’s against the laws that govern the Church, and those laws are not just based on the Bible, the State says they can marry.  It’s the State that will honor the vows?”

“So RJ, your going along with this?  You condone this so called marriage?”  “Dominic what I condone or condemn is not significant here.  What matters is what is between Rosalinda and Sue Anne.  As a Minister of the Gospel what they seek under the state is not a marriage according to my beliefs or my ministry, but as Marine and a Citizen I have to acknowledge their right to live the way they want.”

“How do you do that RJ?  How can you not judge them and condemn them to hell for what they are going to do?  How can you tell me queers are going to go to heaven?”  About now I needed to leave Dominic to his views.  He is an American and he has a right to his view, but that’s just it…its his view.  And though I can totally understand his thinking, his thoughts miss the point.

“Dom, you are not God, I am not God, I don’t have a heaven to put anybody in and I don’t have a hell to send anyone to, although sometimes I would love to do just that.  I’ll keep my view simple Dom, so listen; Voltaire said ‘I may not agree with what you say but I will defend your right to say it to the death.’  I take that principal one further since I am a Marine, I may not like how you live, I may despise how you choose to live, but I have and will defend your right to live the way you want even to the death.”

I had to ask, "Why do you hate your sister so much Dom?"   "Because she thinks she's more man than I am and can pull better looking bitches than me too!"

Dom sat down and stared at the floor and said, “Sue Anne is making dinner later on so get comfortable.  We’ll talk some more a little later.”  Fred puffed on a cigar and laughed. As day went into night Rosalinda and Sue Anne served dinner and shared some things about their relationship, how they met and where they first hooked up and other ‘cute’ stuff.  After dinner Rosalinda and Sue Anne swam topless in the pool and then got ready to call it a night.

Dom and Fred had to meet a friend of his and pick up some supplies for the house and would be back before dawn (they went to a strip club).  I went to the chiminea and got a small fire going and reclined in shorts and t-shirt enjoying a warm summer night.  “Can I join you?” said Sue Anne wearing a sun skirt and tie dyed bikini top.  I said “sure”.   “Can we talk in confidence RJ?”

“Absolutely, what is on your mind Sue Anne?”  “I am a very sensual person and I love my relationship with Rosalinda, she is my everything, I could serve her and service her forever RJ.”  “So is there a problem with that feeling Sue Anne?”  “RJ, you have known Rosalinda for decades, I have shared so much with her but some things I haven’t.”  “Do you mind me asking ‘what’?”

“RJ, I need a drink, can I get you one?” “Yeah, gin and tonic please.”  So Sue Anne fetched the drinks and picked up where she left off.  “RJ, I did some porn a long time ago, I’m in my mid 40’s now but when I was about 20 years old I got mixed up with some people out in Calabassas (California) that paid me real good money to do porn and I made some movies for about 4 years.”

I asked Sue Anne, “what made you quit the business?” “I wanted to be a Vet RJ, so I really hit the books stayed in school but I also kinda had a relationship.”  I then asked the obvious question, “Sue Anne are you worried that Rosalinda is going to see some of these movies?”  “Yeah, I know she wouldn’t understand RJ.” “Well, it had to be the late 80’s so I guess you were involved in a number of sexual situations with both women and men, right Sue Anne?”

Sue Anne didn’t blush but got kind of pale.  I asked, “Did one of these men or women do something to you or give you a STD?”  “No RJ, the men and women I was involved with really isn’t what I’m worried about with Rosalinda.”  I asked, “Well Sue Anne do you mind if I ask what are you worried about?”

"It’s not the men and women that I had sex with that worries me if Rosalinda sees anything I filmed, it’s the ‘others’.”  “What ‘others’ Sue Anne, what could you have sex with other than men or women….?”  I then put my drink down. Sue Anne said, “I did animals, dogs, sheep, donkey’s and horses.  That’s why I became a Vet.  I learned how to take care of animals and satisfy myself without damaging my body.”

I asked “Does Rosalinda know anything about your beastiality fetish?” “No RJ, she knows a little about the porn, but I changed my looks, I don’t look like anything in my movies.  But I do worry if she finds out from someone in my past.”  I had to ask Sue Anne, “are any people from your past showing up at your wedding?”  Sue Anne said, “one or two”.   

I said “Sue Anne if Rosalinda finds this out from anyone but you she will be embarrassed and angry at you, putting your relationship in peril.  You need to find time to get her alone and go real slow telling her.”

Sue Anne asked, “does this make me a sicko?  I mean does this make me evil in the sight of God?”  “Sue Anne if the Bible and History are my only guides I can tell you that all sin is repulsive to God, it doesn’t matter if you King David or the female Judge of Israel.  Beastiality was punishable by death. What sends people to hell is their intent to do evil or effect death, destruction, confusion or hate by any means in the lives of others.”

 

Sue Anne was locked into every word I was saying, so I wanted to be absolutely clear concerning God, religion and the Bible.  “History has many examples of women having sex with animals and yes, it is forbidden and there are warnings against it in the Bible.  Does it make you evil, maybe not.  Does it make you a sinner? Oh yeah!”

Sue Anne thanked me for the talk.  She went in for the night.  I stayed up for a while.  I went in at about 2:00 am at 2:30 I heard voices.  Then the yelling started between Sue Anne and Rosalinda, then absolute silence.  I got this weird feeling and then I got scared.  I got up and started walking through the expansive house toward the back bedroom area near the workout room when I ran into Rosalinda.

She was totally naked.  I turned my head to avoid seeing her naked, she grabbed my head and turned it toward her, staring me in the face.  I asked Rosalinda, “are you alright?”  Rosalinda said “yes, I will be.”  I asked is “Sue Anne alright?”  

Rosalinda said, “Of course she is, excuse me RJ.”  Rosalinda walked naked out to the stable and was out there for about 20 minutes.  When she came back in she was wearing chaps, boots an open leather vest and had about 6 feet of rope.

I approached Rosalinda and said “don’t do anything you’ll regret.”  Rosalinda spun on me and pointed a knife at my genitals and said, “mind your business and you can watch, get in my way and you will have regrets, understand?”  I nodded and got out of the way.  A few minutes later, Sue Anne crawled down the hallway with the rope around her neck with Rosalinda holding the other end.  Rosalinda made Sue Anne crawl to the stable.  I followed from a safe distance. 

In the stable Rosalinda said “if what we have means anything then you're going to know the darkest side of me.  I thought I could get free of some of my “fetishes” by being with you Sue Anne, but I guess we are what we are.  You can leave and walk out, but if you do, its forever, if you stay…we stay, understand?”  “Totally” said Sue Anne.  Rosalinda tied Sue Anne suspended hands over her head to a beam, grabbed a riding crop and proceeded to whip her.

When Sue Anne had avoided opening her legs to be whipped on her thighs Rosalinda got a piece of wood and tied her ankles to each end.  The shrieks were muffled by the gag but the whipping went on for what seemed like hours but it was only about 10 minutes.  When untied, Sue Anne fell to the unpaved ground inside the stable, red and raw from her vaginal area to her rear all the way to her toes. 

Rosalinda stripped naked.  Sue Anne crawled to her, her face streaming with tears as she kissed her feet.  Rosalinda helped Sue Anne stand up.  As they embraced they held each other by the hair whispering to each other as they slowly rocked in a slow easy rhythm.    As I got ready to leave Rosalinda said “Do you want to see the rest of this?” 

Sue Anne took Rosalinda by the hand and walked her toward one of the horses.  I said, “No your mutual penance is for each other, your mutual deprivation is for your understanding alone.”  I went and had a drink as the horse yelping and the moaning went on until the dawn.  Sue Anne and Rosalinda walked hand in hand from the stable, naked, muddy and smelling like horse manure.

Dominic and Fred got back after 8:00 am.  Later in the day Fred asked me if I knew what happened in the stable last night.  I told him I didn’t know for sure but I think Sue Anne and Rosalinda went riding.

RJ