This blog entry is about things party people, night lifers, bar fly’s, sex fiends, sex freaks and other assorted life living folks might need to know in the near future. In this bad economy it is necessary to know what’s coming in the near future and the now. And here are some examples of what I am talking about:
If you didn’t already need something to make your ass more comfortable than it already is (your backsides apparent expansion is testimony to its comfort) dig this, a toilet that has an IPod type control center to manage the following features including; “flushing, cleaning, drying, music, heating and other settings and preferences; combinations of preferences can be stored in user profiles for different family members.”
This toilet made by Kohler is called the ‘Numi’. “Walk up to the Numi, and location sensors will detect your presence and cause the toilet’s lid to rise, revealing the rectangular-on-the-outside, round-where-it-counts seat.
If you are a man standing in front of the toilet, you will notice a blue beam of light projected on the right-side floor, adjacent to the toilet. Place your foot in the path of that beam and the toilet seat will rise; break the beam again and the toilet will flush and the seat will lower itself.”
“That seat, naturally, is heated, and the temperature can be adjusted from the remote. If desired, the Numi can also blow heated air from its base, warming your feet on chillier mornings. The Numi has what is referred to in the industry as “bidet features”: it can wash and dry its user (there are modes for women and men). Both functions are accomplished via a wand that extends from under the seat that can spray water or blow air. Pressure and temperature are adjustable, as is the spray pattern, which can go from a steady blast to an oscillating pattern that can only be described as invigorating.”
"The Numi costs $6,400 or 81 times the price of the basic throne at Home Depot." So I guess your not going to get one anytime soon.
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Women on the Pill pick boring lovers, good partners, study claims
In a report by Rita Ruben of MSNBC http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/10/13/8290413-women-on-the-pill-pick-boring-lovers-good-partners-study-claims?google_editors_picks=true
A study by by the Proceedings of the Royal Society B (a group of Czech and Scottish Scientists) report that women on the pill when they met their lovers (or father of their child) while taking 'the pill' for contraception stayed in relationships longer than non-pill taking women. These men tended to be reliable go to work and bring home the bacon kind of guys, steady, reliable, predictable and kind of dull.
But women who were not taking the pill when they met their 'baby's daddy' tended to pick men who were more handsome and better in the sack. But these men were the 'fuck'em and forget'em kind of guys, you know, the guys that get dragged into court for child support or gamble and drink away their lives (no, I'm not talking about you asshole).
Apparently this study believes that taking the pill evens out how a woman's raging hormones effect her brain and her reproductive system, thus giving her the ability to think rationally when seeking out a lover or someone to have a baby with. Somehow I think some of this study is bullshit. But the study would explain other things that would kind of make sense, like a woman picking out a stud when she is in heat (or ovulating).
Moral of this report: Get you horny ass on the pill...unless you like fucking good looking, dumb ass users who have big dicks.
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RJ
A woman having your baby will cost you hundreds of thousands over 10 to 20 years. Is it cheaper to by the Nomi....64G's up front for a tickle me right bidet or a lifetime supporting a woman and kid? Buy the toilet
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